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I beat my meat harder than my head dropped as a child , but still I'm mentally fine... .... i wonder why brain doesn't process sexual thoughts when I see a women irl and I'm much more focused than being distracted , I am much horny at night ( I have zero female interaction irl) i beat it but i never ejaculated. my schedule is like 11am to 5pm in Library without taking a break then my entire day is free. which is not a problem but following that I have 5pm to 1am free time which is problem. if I get horny I can't help it. I want to get some hobbies from you people , I listen classical music but that doesn't work at all. I just wish to pass my free time in such way that I learn new thing and also not get bored. Talk about learning, at night I read ncert and hc Verma theory as learning formulas is for incels. But out of nowhere , many times i get rock hard and just start watching sex. sometimes I hate doing it (the masturbation) but when I do it I go insane but just stop right after. Any tips to pass free time?

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