Today's featured daily humor:
Conversation I just had with my gf Her: How much of the potatoes did you eat? Me: A lot. Her: Had I known you were so hungry I would have made more. Me: No this is good enough. I'm not extremely hungry. Her: But you ate almost the whole thing! Me: I'm eating my feelings. Her: Are you upset about something? Me: Nope. Nothings wrong at all. Her: Then why are you eating your feelings? Me: I feel like eating potatoes, so I'm eating my feelings.