Today's featured daily humor:
Man takes a "tinder date" to a wedding. A man desperately needed a date to a wedding, and picked up a girl (let's call her Ella) to be his date. Upon sitting down for the meal, she looks at her food and says to the man, "I really hate this rare chicken phase people are in. Look at it, it's still pink!" The man responds, "that's salmon, Ella."