Today's featured daily humor:
Adam tells God he's really lonely on earth alone God says "Adam I'm going to make you a woman." Adam says "what's that?" God says "It's another human that you will able to bond with. She'll love you, care for you, cook for you, worship you and tend to your every desire. She will be at your beckon call, give you offspring and you will never want for anything else in life again." Adam says "that sounds wonderful Lord. What will it cost me?" God says "it will cost you an arm and a leg." Adam thinks for a second and says "what can I get for a rib?"