What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
Attire.
A buddhist goes to a pizza outlet...
and says, "Make me one with everything."
Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?
He was too far out man
My friend sings the praises of some large African mammals...
Today's featured daily humor:
My friend sings the praises of some large African mammals but complains nonstop about others. He's very hippocritical.
Why couldn't the man buy a chimney
Today's featured daily humor:
Why couldn't the man buy a chimney Because the prices were through the roof