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Welcome to our daily humor break. Today's dad joke is a classic:

Nothing beats a groan-worthy one-liner to share at the dinner table.

A girl once asked me what my heart desired, apparently blood, oxygen and neural messages were all wrong answers

Share this joke with your friends and see who cracks a smile first!

Keywords: Dad Jokes, Puns, Family Humor, Daily Laughs

Laughter is the best medicine, and puns are the best vitamins. Check back tomorrow for more family-friendly humor!

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and says, "Make me one with everything."

Remains to be seen.