A neutron walks in to a bar...
...and asks the bar tender "How much for a beer?," to which, the bartender replies, "For you, no charge!"
...and asks the bar tender "How much for a beer?," to which, the bartender replies, "For you, no charge!"
Welcome to our daily humor break. Today's dad joke is a classic:
Nothing beats a groan-worthy one-liner to share at the dinner table.
Every night at 11:11, I make a wish that someone will come fix my broken clock.Why do dad jokes work? It's all about the delivery and the inevitable eye-roll.
Keywords: Dad Jokes, Puns, Family Humor, Daily Laughs
Laughter is the best medicine, and puns are the best vitamins. Check back tomorrow for more family-friendly humor!
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Safety. Safety always comes first!
Today's featured daily humor:
My friend sings the praises of some large African mammals but complains nonstop about others. He's very hippocritical.
Welcome to our daily humor break. Today's dad joke is a classic:
Nothing beats a groan-worthy one-liner to share at the dinner table.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs!Check back tomorrow for more daily humor and puns to keep the laughs going.
Keywords: Dad Jokes, Puns, Family Humor, Daily Laughs
Laughter is the best medicine, and puns are the best vitamins. Check back tomorrow for more family-friendly humor!
Read Another: Click here for more daily laughs!