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  • My wife told me she didn't believe I was capable of quitting my non-stop singing Wham songs....

  • My wife told me she hates our vacuum....

  • My wife told me she touches herself when she thinks of me....

  • My wife told me she wanted a Stanley cup....

  • My wife told me she wanted a trial seperation as she was sick of me constantly acting like game show host ....

  • My wife told me she wants another baby....

  • My wife told me she was going to......

  • My wife told me she'd love to have a wood stove in our living room....

  • My wife told me she's clearly a much better driver than me....

  • My wife told me she's down to 144lbs....

  • My wife told me she's going to order......

  • My wife told me she's making a trail mix without any raisins or M&M's....

  • My wife told me that even after being together for 32 years, I still take her breath away....

  • My wife told me that I had become obsessed with Astronomy and it was all I go on about....

  • My wife told me that I have to clean and paint the deck this weekend....

  • My wife told me that I have to......

  • My wife told me that i should retire from dealing cocaine....

  • My wife told me that my salads are a bit on the dry side....

  • My wife told me that our teenage daughter is getting a bad influence from her new friends....

  • My wife told me that quilts are better......

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