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  • My wife says I don't hold bacon properly so I can't cut it....

  • My Wife says i have two major faults....

  • My wife says I should do lunges to......

  • My wife says I should have been a plumber....

  • My wife says I tell "USPS" dad jokes....

  • My wife says I won't get 10 upvotes for this groaner I just told the kids....

  • My wife says I'm a sex machine....

  • My wife says I'm the biggest miser on......

  • My wife says I'm the most stubborn and strong willed person she's ever met....

  • My wife says if I don't stop using reddit, she will smash my head into the keyboard....

  • My wife says my new haircut looks a little funny....

  • My wife says my relentless barrage of unsolicited dad jokes amounts to battery....

  • My wife says my Yoda impressions are bad......

  • My wife says our vacuum cleaner sucks......

  • My wife says she is thinking of leaving me cause of my obsessions with things like Astronomy....

  • My wife says that I have been drinking......

  • My wife says the salad I make tends to be a bit on the "dry" side....

  • My wife says the salads I make tend to be a bit on the "dry" side....

  • My wife says the salads I make tend......

  • My wife scorched her hand while removing beef cuts from the BBQ....

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