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My throat closes up when I'm around rice......
My two orange-fleshed melons will never run away to get married....
My weed biscuits have expired....
My wife and I constantly argue about whether to slice a head of lettuce into fourths or sixths....
My wife asked me if I knew what her favorite flower was....
My wife asked me the other day why I never buy her flowers....
My wife asked me to get arugula from......
My wife asked me to season the food......
My wife asked me where were the plants she ordered....
My wife asked why I'd hung bunches of grapes up to dry all round the house....
My wife called me on my way home......
My wife complained that I planted too many......
My wife completely changed after going vegan......
My wife of 22 years looked up at me with tears streaming down her face saying over and over, "I can't do this anymore....
My wife said if i told one more joke about fruits she was going to kick me out of the house....
My wife saw ears of corn at the store for 4 for $1....
My wife told me our son was a......
My wife wants to have our landscaper......
My wife writes anything she needs done around the house on slices of green melon....
My yard has a ton of leaves on the ground....
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