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My girlfriend said she'd break up with me if I kept making puns about our seasonings and spices....
My Gran has memory loss, so she asked me if I would rub the old bean to give her some inspiration....
My grandfather's last request before he passed was for his ashes to be put into a spray bottle with water and spritzed onto his prized plants....
My grass seems to grow in these small bunches and there's nothing I can do about it....
My kids asked if we could secretly buy some fall decor for mom....
My kids eat so many apples......
My life coach is also an ornithologist....
My local library has asked for donations of......
My lower garden needs tending......
My mate walked into the pub the other day with little bushes growing out of the epaulettes on his jacket....
My mom had to call the cops last night on this dude who was running through her garden, screaming at the top of his lungs, and just wouldn't leave....
My neighbor has been sneaking into my...
My neighbour's front garden has completely vanished....
My orchid is pregnant and we don't know who the father is....
My pet sloth didn't used to like moss......
My plant kept scaring me....
My punny son......
My sister said all mushrooms taste bad....
My son has developed a habit of spreading coriander seeds everywhere he goes....
My son was having trouble deciding which plate of crappy mashed taro to take....
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