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I bought my mom a Robot Vacuum......
I bought my son the greatest simulator of......
I bought one of those electric Ford Mustangs in light brown....
I broke up with my cyborg girlfriend today......
I built a robot that was going to autonomously go to the gym and exercise, but....
I call elevators elevators....
I can reinstall an operating system really quick......
I can't remember who invented the Lithium-ion battery....
I can't stand Formula 1......
I can't think of a time when I lost my toupee while riding a motorcycle....
I can't understand why my calculator just stopped working....
I care more about looks than brains, which is why I always go to the gym to meet women....
I competed in decorative macrame knots......
I created an electronic turtle that can auto-reproduce but it didn't work....
I decided to break up with my game......
I decided to get back on my motorcycle after a few years of not riding....
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner....
I don't always enjoy everything I do in my workshop....
I don't get the point of a Ouija board....
I don't know about you but I really hate buying old computers....
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