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  • I've got a meeting with Gamblers Anonymous....

  • I've got a new job at the chess......

  • I've got two kids, my son David...

  • I've joined a Reggae band playing the triangle!...

  • I've lost a lot of money playing sports......

  • I've never made it to third base in......

  • I've seen a lot of birthday thieves....

  • I've tried asking my landlord to raise the ceilings in my cramped apartment....

  • I've tried repeatedly to win the local knot......

  • If a federal prisoner removes an insect by a rapid finger movement....

  • If a person who speaks two languages is bilingual and a person who speaks three languages is trilingual, then what do you call a person who only knows one language?...

  • If a special Olympic athlete is late for a meet....

  • If at first you don't suck seed......

  • If Beyonce was a potato, what would her most popular song be?...

  • If ever attacked by a mob of clowns,......

  • If I "skinny dip" in an "infinity pool"....

  • If I could choose one superpower, it would be invisibility....

  • If I cut the grass back and forth but do a lousy job....

  • If I ever become a rapper, I'll name myself "Scallion" so that....

  • If I ever won a gold medal at the Olympics....

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