Today's featured daily humor:
I've lost a lot of money playing sports Tennis is so expensive, what a racket. I could never get a go on the snooker table because of the queues. After failing tryouts I returned my football gear, all I got was a quarterback. Got my money from my soccer stuff, so I was back in the net. I wasn't allowed into the basketball league as my cheque bounced. Had to forfeit my baseball membership when they went on strike. Managed to get a good deal on golfing equipment though, "Putter there" I said with a handshake, that ironed out the deal. Took one look at the price of hockey membership and was like "Puck that" I thought I'd try Rugby, but the place was-crumbling down. I used my boxing club membership as investment, but I held on for too long.