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  • Why did the melons hold a marriage ceremony?...

  • Why did the Native American chief sit on a cactus?...

  • Why did the oatmeal cookie avoid the chocolate chips?...

  • Why did the pickle go to the hospital?...

  • Why did the raisin go out with the prune?...

  • Why did the tomato become a musician?...

  • Why did the two melons have to get married in a church?...

  • Why did the wimp grow an apple tree?...

  • Why did the woman divorce the grape?...

  • Why did two banana slugs say each other when they needed to get out of a sticky situation?...

  • Why didn't the banana see the ice cream?...

  • Why didn't the grapfruit have any friends?...

  • Why didn't the monkey eat bananas?...

  • Why didn't they allow grape juice at the bar?...

  • Why do all the workers at the tomato......

  • Why do bananas wear sun screen?...

  • Why do clumsy farmers make the best DJs?...

  • Why do DnD players use figs?...

  • Why do elephants hide in strawberry patches?...

  • Why do loose grapes always taste better?...

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