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My friend was really proud of his bonsai sycamore....
My grandfather owns a stallion called Mayo......
My kid put a banana peel on my head and I forgot to remove it before going out to work....
My kids eat so many apples......
My priest said I should ask god for the ability to liquify fruit....
My salad started to freak out....
My sister said "these oranges taste funny"......
My son asked me what I think about......
My son said I should buy groceries instead of a new iPhone....
My son was having trouble deciding which plate of crappy mashed taro to take....
My two orange-fleshed melons will never run away to get married....
My uncle died from a donut overdose copyright......
My wife asked why I'd hung bunches of grapes up to dry all round the house....
My wife is on a tropical fruit diet and our fridge is full of strange stuff....
My wife thought I was lying when I said I couldn't find the lid for the queso....
My wife used to go to this rich ladys house and individually hold the womans pears under the water faucet to clean them....
My wife writes anything she needs done around the house on slices of green melon....
New celebrity pickle brand....
Not everyone thinks cleopatra is beautiful......
Outside Ancient Rome, there was a village that had fallen on hard times....
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