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  • I bought a twelve year old whiskey......

  • I bought an apartment building in heaven....

  • I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday....

  • I broke up with my vegetarian gf over......

  • I brought Indian bread to my wife's parent's house for an appetizer on Xmas, but my father in law would not accept it....

  • I called my Insurance Agent and said "I crawled up inside one of those big square air conditioning tubes in the ceiling and I'm stuck!...

  • I can fight off a single triangle......

  • I can tolerate algebra, and maybe even a little calculus....

  • I can't believe Donald Trump is still...

  • I can't believe I came last at the......

  • I can't believe that I lost some features......

  • I can't stand innuendo....

  • I can't stand my neighbors....

  • I can't STAND you people who use Italian words in your sentences to sound all smart and "sophisticated"....

  • I can't take my dog to the park anymore....

  • I chased a man through an apartment block today....

  • I confronted my neighbor when I found out it was him who had secretly tapped into three water sources on my property....

  • I couldn't find the tool I use to flatten down the gravel in my walkway, and pitched an absolute fit....

  • I couldn't get an A in science......

  • I dated a girl who tried to convince me that deep-freezing my penis was "sexy"....

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