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  • A butterfly flies into Universal Studios and orders a beer....

  • A clockwork toy walks into a bar....

  • A coffee bean was sentenced to death for a brutal double murder....

  • A cow on his way to slaughter requested two shots of whiskey and a two joints to ease his mind....

  • A cup of coffee that's $8 and a cup of wet dirt that's $18 have what in common?...

  • A dad comes into the kitchen......

  • A drinking frog hops into a bar....

  • A drunk wakes up in jail, "Why am I here officer?...

  • A duck and a senator walked into a......

  • A duck walks into a bar and orders......

  • A German came into my bar and asked for a martini the other day....

  • A girl agreed to go out with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water....

  • A grasshopper walks into a bar......

  • A guacamole went to the dealership and asked......

  • A gun, a cigarette, and a whiskey walk into a bar....

  • A guy asks a girl to go to a dance....

  • A guy came by my house earlier today......

  • A guy on the street shoved a ceramic cup full of coffee into my hands, then took off sprinting....

  • A guy threw a bottle of mayo at......

  • A horse is guzzling down drinks in a......

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