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  • I found the titanic sub!...

  • I got fired for telling customers if they wanted "smoking or non-smoking"....

  • I got hit on the head with a book....

  • I got shot yesterday....

  • I guy shoplifted some candy but ate it so fast he choked on it and died....

  • I heard Jimmy Buffet died because of some woman....

  • I heard some electrician was killed working on a job in a bakery....

  • I heard that a guy who works at pub killed Matt groaning....

  • I heard that an animated movie about zombies is in progress....

  • I just got bitten by a poisonous snake!...

  • I just put up an electric fence around my house....

  • I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds....

  • I just saw Oppenheimer in the theatre today....

  • I killed my wife by putting lead coins in her Christmas desert....

  • I knew a guy who thought all books were a communist plot....

  • I know a murderer in Kingston upon Hull......

  • I lost my left arm in an accident......

  • I lost the only pet dolphin I'll ever have....

  • I muted my phone and now my contacts are gone....

  • I once lived just a stone's throw away......

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