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  • How much is a open minded president worth......

  • How to people gain weight after they die?...

  • How will we call Ed Sheeran when he will die?...

  • I always wanted to be a mortician....

  • I ate natural food....

  • I bought a new fan today and it's blades are powerful enough to decapitate someone!...

  • I came home the other evening to a bunch of zombies watching my TV....

  • I can't believe I've fallen into an Egyptian river....

  • I can't believe that I've just fallen into a river in Egypt....

  • I can't tell Dad Jokes anymore......

  • I converted my car into a personal watercraft, and somehow killed its climate control....

  • I couldn't find the obituaries in the newspaper......

  • I dated a zombie once......

  • I don't listen to stories spoken by skeletons....

  • I donated my dead dog to the local high school science class....

  • I drove past a dead opossum and...

  • I fell off a book once......

  • I fell out of my tree stand while archery hunting and all of my arrows broke....

  • I figured out why the titanic submarine imploded....

  • I finally got my wife to have sex......

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