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  • I dropped a vacuum cleaner down a deep hole with water in it....

  • I finished my month-long training at the Acme sponge factory....

  • I found out my wife has been cleaning our bank notes in the washing machine....

  • I got hired by wired......

  • I got home from work today to find......

  • I got stuck in traffic yesterday because someone forgot to shut the back door of their dry cleaning van....

  • I had a clean tissue....

  • I had to change dentists, it was tough......

  • I hate vacuum cleaners......

  • I hired a young lady wearing only...

  • I inherited a magic device that floats in the sky and weaves magic carpets....

  • I invented a pen that wrights under water......

  • I just bought the best vacuum cleaner in......

  • I lost my virginity to the family vacuum......

  • I named my son Push, just so when he grows up and visits us to clear the driveway from snow, I can say to my wife:...

  • I needed to go to the hardware store today, I'd ran out of white spirit to clean my paintbrushes....

  • I recently came into a bunch of money....

  • I returned the vaccum cleaner......

  • I run a cleaning biz, just had to......

  • I sold my vacuum the other day....

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