Today's featured daily humor:
A man beams & struts as he walks out of a medical clinic Another person going into the clinic remarks, "you're looking happy today!" "Best day of my life!" says the man. "I've always thought I was ugly. But I was just in there for my checkup, and this cutie at the front desk hands me a weird little plastic cup with a lid on it and says, You're an eight. Don't know what the cup was for, though."