Today's featured daily humor:
True story - At our home we have pool with a Polaris unit that the vacuums the pool. We call it "Paul" for short. My Brother-in-law is a pastor. The first time he visited we were sitting poolside and he asked me why chose a "nice biblical" name like Paul for the cleaner. I blurted out "Cause if we called him Jesus I was worried it wouldn't get down to the bottom of the pool." He sighed rather loudly and went back inside.