Today's featured daily humor:
I told my doctor that I was concerned about my aging. That's completely natural, he said. Can you give me an example outlining your concern? Well, I said, I walked into the living room the other day and couldn't remember if I'd just gone to the toilet. So I went back to the bathroom to try again. Hmm, that's interesting. So what happened? he asked. I replied, The plumber told me to stop bothering him.