Today's featured daily humor:
This old woman dadjoked in the wild today. (True story) I was nearby at the grocery store when the old woman approached the meat counter. She said, "What's New, Deli?" The person at the slicer said, "not much" The old woman then quipped, "well, there are an awful lot of people in India who'd disagree with you!" And as she laughed at her own joke, the person just stared at her.