Today's featured daily humor:
Me: Right I'm gunna ask you three questions and you have to use 'My cocaine' as your answer. You: okay.. Me: which famous actor starred in Zulu? You: My Cocaine. Me: correct. Paul Whitehouse did a great impersonation of who? You: My Cocaine. Me: Correct. Who played the best Alfred in the Batman series? You: My Cocaine. Me: Incorrect; it was Micheal Gough. (First attempt, ending may need work)