Today's featured daily humor:
My wife walked in on me eating uncooked meat Clearly surprised, she demanded an explanation. "Well, I had a little bit of a cough this morning. So I went to the doctor and he said I should take 1200 milligrams of Raw Venison." She responded, "Oh, Guaifenesin... This is why I wanted you to visit the hearing doctor!" "Silly, who needs a doctor for earrings?"