Today's featured daily humor:
I Got A Laugh As much as you can get anyway. We were moving a set of bookshelves from downstairs to upstairs. My wife says to me "Don't you try to move those up the stairs by yourself". "I will!" I said, stubborn and resolute, "But if I fall down and break my neck, I'll only have my shelf to blame." She pretended not to laugh, but she laughed.