Today's featured daily humor:
Real life dad joke Maybe a brief bit of background. When my kids were getting old enough to watch some select R rated movies that didn't contain things my wife and I were worried about, we let them watch Pretty Woman with us. It's pretty tame overall for a movie rated R. With that said a, a few months after we watched it my daughter wanted to watch it again. She was asking my wife and I "what was that movie with the stripper we watched?" For several minutes we could not figure out what she was talking about. When we finally did, I said "Oh she's a hooked, not a stripper." My daughter said "What's the difference?" Without skipping a beat and much to my wife's chagrin, I said, "about $500."