Today's featured daily humor:
A tourist is on his way to visit a foreign island. The tourist arrives and meets up with his tour guide. They start walking around the island. "Whats that?" Says the tourist. "That is the indigenous Bocolo tree." They move on. "Whats that?" "That is the great Wapogao Volcano." And so on and so forth. This goes on for some time until the two enter a clearing. Then there's a giant bird in the sky, circling over them. Tourist says "what's that?" The guide says "that is mighty Foo Bird. Sacred to our people" Just then, the bird shits right onto the shoulder of the tourist. "Ughh!" Disgusted, he goes to whipe it off. The guides eyes widen with terror, and he grabs the tourist's arm with an iron grip, and says "NO! YOU MUST NOT!". The tourist pulls the guides hand off of him, looks at him, says "what the hell is your problem!?" He whipes off the bird shit and he instantly drops dead. The moral of the story? If the Foo shits, wear it.