Today's featured daily humor:
One Gangster walks up to another Gangster The first says "what's up, G?". The other responds "I was bored yesterday so I tried to teach a bug how to read, y'know one of those fuzzy, black and yellow ones. Anyways, I opened up a dictionary and showed it the word 'define'. I noticed that it kept looking at the first three letters and it occured to me: I may be the first person to observe "A bee see 'DEF', G".