Today's featured daily humor:
Oops! Two men were in a bar, and one of them says to his friend.... JOHN: Fancy another round? PETER: I'll have to get going now, my mrs will shout at me if I have any more. She doesn't like it when I drink too much. JOHN: My mrs used to be like that, but the moment I get in, I go straight upstairs, whip the covers up the bed, and dive in, she's so busy enjoying it, that she forgets to roast me for drinking more. PETER: Right then, I'll have another, and I'll try that. Great! So, Peter gets in just after 2am, staggers straight up the stairs, trying very hard to remember his plan whilst being drunk. Whips the covers up the bed, goes straight for it. His mrs seems to be enjoying it "oh ohh ohh ahh ahh." It's working, after about 10mins of sheer pleasure she appears to fall asleep, so he decides to go the bathroom and clean up in case she wanted to kiss afterwards. He opens the bathroom door, and he screams in fright. She's sitting right there on the pan having a pee. Still feeling a little dizzy, failing to understand what's going on. She strongly urges him to be quiet, otherwise he'll wake up their mother.