Today's featured daily humor:
Joke my dad told my stepmom on one of their first few dates... Dad and stepmom kiss goodnight. Dad: "Gosh, every time you kiss me, my knee gets stiff!" Stepmom: "Oh, your left one here?" Dad: "No, the other one." Stepmom: "Your right one, then?" Dad: "No, not that one either..." Stepmom: "If it's not your right knee or your left knee, which one is it???" Dad: "I thought you were a nurse! You've never heard of a WEE knee?"