Today's featured daily humor:
A clerk comes rushing up to his manager in a computer store, out of breath and visibly upset. The manager, surprised at his normally cool and collected employee, asks "What's wrong??" The shaken employee, casting his eyes back towards the sales floor, says "There's 2 crazy guys in the shop in costumes shouting 'Arrrrr' at each other and waving swords around, I think there's going to be a fight, what should I do boss?!" His boss says "oh, don't worry, those are just software pirates "