Today's featured daily humor:
I asked Chat-GPT to write me a song called Troll Dad to the tune of Soul Man. Enjoy. Addtional note. I've been saying "Wasssup?!?!" a lot, to the annoyance of my family. Made sure it was included. (To the tune of "Soul Man" by Sam & Dave) (To the tune of "Soul Man" by Sam & Dave) Verse 1: I'm comin' to you on a dusty road Got dad jokes, I'm ready to unload I've got the old ones, you know I got the gold Honey, I'm a Troll Dad, oh I'm here to annoy, make your face go red Pulling pranks while you're tryin' to head to bed Got a wink in my eye, a jester's hat on my head Chorus: 'Cause I'm a Troll Dad I'm a Troll Dad! (Troll Dad!) I'm a Troll Dad! (Troll Dad!) Got the humor that makes you wish you fled! Verse 2: I've got a belt so old, it's almost broke Tell you puns till you think it's all a joke I learnt from the best, from ancient dad folk Honey, don't get mad, just poke Got shoes so white, they shine in the night I dance off beat, but I think I'm outta sight Got socks with sandals, and that's just right Chorus: 'Cause I'm a Troll Dad I'm a Troll Dad! (Troll Dad!) I'm a Troll Dad! (Troll Dad!) I'll laugh at my jokes, even if they're bad! Bridge: Groove on, Troll Dad! Gonna make you groan, maybe even sad "Wassssup?!?!" I shout, with my dadly swag With my dad jokes, always clad In my flannel shirt, ain't no passing fad Pull a coin from your ear, oh so cliche Ask if you're hungry, then say "Hi Hungry!" all day Point at the sky, say your nose is away Chorus: 'Cause I'm a Troll Dad I'm a Troll Dad! (Troll Dad!) I'm a Troll Dad! (Troll Dad!) Got the humor that's so rad! Outro: Yeah! I'm that dad, got the jokes that make you mad Telling puns, having fun, wearing plaid Keep on laughing, it ain't so bad With your very own, one-of-a-kind... Troll Dad!