Today's featured daily humor:
Dear School District Hiring Committee, As you know I'm a teacher here at Lindbergh High. I don't mean to pull favors, but my wife is a kindergarten teacher, and she recently moved here to look for a job after we got married. But since she changed her last name, she has had no offers! Sure, she may be a bit absent minded and her students' rate of passing on to 1st grade hasn't been as good as we'd like, but she's a good teacher. The children know her as Ms Inga. Hope you'll consider her. Thanks in advance! Sincerely, Mr. Kidd