Today's featured daily humor:
An archaeologist working in Jerusalem finds a rock that has 5 figures on it 1- a woman, 2 - a donkey, 3 - a shovel, 4- a fish, 5 - a Star of David The archaeologist starts a lecture tour and says the thousand years old rock tells a lot about civilization at that time. The woman being shown first indicates that women were held in high esteem and that the society had large families. The donkey indicates they bred and kept domesticated animals. The shovel indicates that people of that culture were sophisticated and used tools to build homes and had tools for farming. The fish shows they knew how to augment the crops they raised by reaping from the sea. And the Star of David indicates they were a very religious society. At this time a rabbi stands up and says to the archaeologist "I'm sorry to disagree with you but your synopsis is all wrong. You forget that this rock was found in Jerusalem and Hebrew is read left to right. So clearly someone in the community wrote to his friend: 'Holy mackerel. Dig the ass on that woman'."