Today's featured daily humor:
A sad man walks into a bar Bar tender says "Macdougal why the long face?" Macdougal: If I built 10 houses would they call me Macdougal the builder? Bartender: Probably not Macdougal: if I saved 10 people from a burning building would they call me Macdougal the rescuer? Bartender: I don't suppose they would Macdougal: But you fuck 1 sheep....