Today's featured daily humor:
Honda Man goes to the doctor and tells him that when ever he farts it makes a sounds like Honda. the doctor askes him to prove it, so he farts and the doctor hears Honda. He asks the man to drop his trousers so he can examine him. having looked he tells the man that he has an abscess. the man asks why this causes his farts to make a sound like Honda. the doctor asks him if he has heard of the saying "Abscess makes the farts go Honda"