Today's featured daily humor:
A guy steals a train, kills 5 and gets sentenced to life... When the time comes for his last meal request, he asks for a single banana, nothing else. The prison guards oblige. The next morning, he's strapped to the electric chair. Guards flip the switch, nothing happens! Since you only get one shot at the death penalty, the man is released. He goes right back out, steals another train, kills 6 more people, and gets sentenced to death AGAIN. The night before his execution, the guards ask him for his last meal and he orders only a single banana. The oblige. Next morning, electric chair, NOTHING. They have no choice but to release him again. Being clearly obsessed with trains, the man goes out, steals a train for the third time and kills 4 more people. Death sentence. The night before his execution, the guards approach him and say "NO! We're not giving you a banana. You're getting the standard steak and potato." The next morning, they strap the man in the electric chair and flip the switch. Nothing happens. Furious, the guards ask the man what the hell is going on. The man says, "Well, I think I'm just a bad conductor!"