Today's featured daily humor:
[LONG] Little Timmy was born without a body. Little Timmy was born without a body. As grew, he's mom encouraged Timmy to ask God for body before he rolled into bed each night. At 8 years old, Timmy loved to roll up to their front window and watch the other children play baseball in front of his house. He longed to join them, but what could he do without arms or legs? Daily, he rolled to his mom and tugged on her skits with his teeth asking "Mom, can I go out and play baseball with the other kids?" "Oh Timmy, keep praying for a body and perhaps one day God will answer your prayers" His mother replied. One night, Timmy prayed harder and longer than he ever had before. He prayed till he was exhausted and fell asleep thinking only holy thoughts. The next morning Timmy awoke as a whole boy, with strong arms, legs and torso. He ran to the kitchen to show his mom and immediately asked if he could finally go outside and play baseball with the neighborhood kids. With tears of joy, she agreed and sang praises to God. The kids were uncertain of Timmy's abilities and had him to play outfield The first batter hit a high fly to Timmy. He backed-up to catch the ball, and kept his eye a the ball as the deep hit continued to sail farther and farther. The fly-ball was so deep the Timmy backed into the street where he was immediately struck and killed buy a passing truck. The moral of the story is "Quit while you're a head."