Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar?... crime hearing history length numbers Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got Six Months!Click for another laugh! Previous article: I got a part in a new movie where is play a man who's been married 25 years.... Prev Next article: I was going to say an allen wrench...... Next