Today's featured daily humor:
Four chickens were standing at the entrance to a cave. "I heard a grizzly bear lives in there!" said One Chicken. "You don't say!" said Three Chicken. "One of us should go see if we can find where he sleeps!" Two and Four Chicken agreed. "OK, here's the plan," said One Chicken. "Three Chicken and I will go in and try to sneak up on the bear's den as quietly as I can. If we don't come back in 5 minutes, Two, you try to flag down help and Four, you come in after us." They all decided it was a good plan. One Chicken and Three Chicken slowly slunk into the cave. Little by little their chicken silhouettes slowly dissolved into the inky blackness. The chickens outside waited one minute, two minutes, three, four, and finally five minutes. "It's been five minutes!" said Four Chicken nervously. "You should go look for them." "No," responded his companion, "I'm Two Chicken."