Today's featured daily humor:
There was some rednecks sittin around talking about how stupid their wives are... The first one says my wife is so stupid, she went to the store and bought herself a warshing machine. We don't even have plumbin! The next one says that's nothin! My wife is so stupid, she went to the store and bought herself a hair dryer. We ain't even got electricity! The last redneck says, that's nothin! My wife is so stupid, I went through her purse and found 6 condoms and she ain't even got a pecker!