Today's featured daily humor:
an Englishman, a scotsman and an irishman are ascending a staircase made of 1000 steps to make it to heaven. god says: "for every five steps i'm going to say a joke, and if you laugh you'll be sent to hell." the Englishman says: "i shall go first!" he keeps climbing without laughing and reaches to the 95th step, he laughed and god send him to hell immediate. the scotsman says: "i'm gonna go next!" he reached the 415th step and he burst out laughing at gods joke, so god sent him to hell immediately. the irishman starts going up the steps without laughing at any joke, he reached the 999th step and suddenly bursts out laughing, god is confused so he asked him: "you were one step away why did you laugh?" the irishman replied while laughing: "i just got the first one."