Today's featured daily humor:
I've been building my comment karma for the sole reason of posting this dad joke. Real life dad joke that came up at dinner with my parents: Mom: I've been thinking about getting new countertops, but I can't decide whether to go with Marble of something else. Me: That's a good idea. Most people just take their countertops for Granite. Mom: \*Groans Dad: \*Slight Chuckle My wife: (straight-faced) Of Quartz they do. I've never been so proud to be her husband.