Today's featured daily humor:
One day there was a murder on a cow farm in Idaho... ... there were hoof prints all over the scene, so the owners of the farm wanted to find the cow who did it so they could punish them. They brough in a District Attorney to do the investigating and they found a cow that was very likely to have done it, so they investigate further and interrogate the cow, but there was nothing found. Now that the interrogation was done the cow was USDA Approved Beef, and let go from custody. (Feel free to make this better, but I had to share it since it was just *udderly* hilarious)