Today's featured daily humor:
Not sure but this is probably the longest dad joke ever... A guy was trotting across the prairie when all the sudden his horse died. He had to walk three days to the next town and as luck would have it nobody in that town had a horse for sale. So he walked a couple more days to the closest town and again the same luck. But he did come across a gentleman who suggested he go see his brother about 2 days walk and he might have a horse for sale. He finally arrives at this guy's brother's table and he asked him if he has a horse for sale. The man says,"Well I have one, but he don't look so good." The drifter, worn out from walking a whole week, says,"I don't care. I'm totally exhausted. I've been walking for pert neer a week now. Name your price. So the man buys the horse, saddles him up, and hops on up. He goes to take off and the horse bumps into a tree and stops. Hey the man yells, this horse is blind. You sold me a blind horse! What the hell? The man fires back, "I told you sir,he don't look so good!"