Today's featured daily humor:
I made my gf an honorary father, are you guys okay with that? So, a little backstory is needed for this joke. I have a friend named Jasper, everyone calls him "Jas." I was talking with my wife the other day about our friends when she suddenly says: "Do you think Jasper does this a lot?" And she proceeds to wiggle her hands. I just stare at her, not really understanding. Then she says: "You know, because he has Jazz hands?"