Today's featured daily humor:
A married couple are sitting in a bar... A married couple were sitting at a bar, when all of a sudden another married couple shows up. The second couple asks the other if they had a lighter. The first couple pulls out a a giant Bic lighter. The wife in the second couple says "that's the biggest lighter I've ever seen, where did you get it?" The other wife says "I got it from a genie". the wife who asked about the lighter says "come on now, are you kidding me?" No, I have the genie with me, you can have a wish too? The Wife 1 pulls out a lamp and tells wife 2 to rub it. Wife 2 rubs the lamp and the genie comes out and asks Wife 2 for a wish. Wife 2 says "I wish for 1 million bucks" then suddenly 1 million ducks are waddling around in the bar" Wife 2 says "I wished for million bucks, not a million ducks" Wife 1 said "Yeah, I should have told you that the genie was hard of hearing., You actually think that I wished my husband would have a bigger bic?"